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Um, they’re, um, uh, yeah everybody, uh, staring at you? Uh, you’re, um, uh, the only black person here? Uh, I don’t, uh, um, like those shows. Um, you’re, uh, a little, er, tipsy? Uh, your, uh, wall-eye is, yeah, acting up. You, uh, have a little issue with, er, um, your shorts. You, er, could have used, ah, a little more, uh, deodorant. Uh, you, er, are making a lot of references to, uh, hmm, your mother? Um, I think, er, there’s a little, uh, activity on your cheek there? Um, are those poppy seeds, er, seem caught in, er, your teeth. Er, I think, uh, you should put your hand back, yeah. Your lunch, um, seems to be, er, coming back? Those, um, trousers are, uh, a bit high tide. Um, are you, er, a bit, uh, shy with men? Um, I think you’re, er, supposed to leave a, yeah, leave a tip. Um, I think, er, you, um, have a little hang-up with T.S. Eliot? Uh, how can I say this, er, you have a little, uh, thingy, er, uh, yeah, on your thingy, uh huh. Uh, that, er, pimple... yeah. Er, uh, I think that, um, poem was written, er, in, uh, 1939? Um, I think that, er, screensaver is, uh, a little, yeah, offensive, um, to, you know, um, short people? Um, I think you could, er, maybe, uh, buy me a drink now? You should probably, er, uh, cross your legs? I think , um, you could, er, talk a little, uh, yeah, quieter. Um, that, er, you just sort of, uh, spit on me? Aren’t you, um, a little short, uh, to be a storm trooper? Um, I think, er, you should, uh, cover up that, yeah, scar? Um, isn’t that, er, uh, like, enough cigarettes for a night? Um, er, didn’t, uh, Vito Acconci do that already? Um, aren’t there, er, places you could, yeah, put that? Um, er, your, uh, accent, er, yeah, nobody can understand you. Um, is that, er, toothpaste on your, uh, collar, um? Uh, I think that’s, er, uh, your brother, yeah, stopping traffic over there. I could be wrong. Um, isn’t that, er, a little, uh, obviously pretentious. Er, uh, wasn’t, er, Keats born, uh, a century before Swinburne? Er, I, uh, think you’ve been, uh, yeah, let other people talk a bit, huh? Er, uh, I don’t think, er, you should be clipping your toenails just this second, no. You, uh, have a little, uh, whip cream? Uh, isn’t your vocal style, er, a bit, er, uh, circa 1978 Patti Smith? Um, isn’t , uh, playing with the fonts, er, a bit, uh, hm, yeah, old? Um, I think there’s, uh, a bit too much, er, (coughs) garlic in this (coughs). Um, I think your, er, yeah, is, uh, hanging a little low. Uh, I think, um, you’re, uh, yeah, aren’t you slurring? Um, isn’t that, er, a, um, long-winded explanation? Um, don’t you owe me, eh, fifty dollars? Um, I think, er, you, uh, yeah, probably a little gas. Um, aren’t you just, er kind of, uh, gossiping? Isn’t that, like, uh, er, anti-Semitic? You seem to be, uh, a little bit, er, shiny today, yeah. You have your, uh, elbows on the, er, yeah, right. Um, don’t you think, er, you should, uh, stop, yeah, that’s dancing? Um, why do you, er, keep shaking your leg, uh? Er, I think there’s a bit, er, much crotch action there? Um, there, are, uh, women in this room, er, maybe your jokes are a bit, er, um, misogynistic. Uh, are you, uh, something of a, uh, er, mouth breather? I think you should try, uh, a little bit of this, er, lip balm, huh? Uh, that isn’t, er, the, um, way to make friends. This is, um, a, er, a funeral? Your, um, flies unzipped? Um, uh, you seem to be, er, repeating, er, yeah, yourself. Isn’t that, uh, joke a bit, uh, Regis Philbin? Er, isn’t that, um, a bit of your, um, yeah, sticking out? Um, you, you’re, uh, um, foaming? Um, you, er, should probably be, uh, a little more, uh, subtle about gay people? Um, uh, I think you, uh, should answer your cellular? Er, your face is, uh, em, just beat red? Um, you are, er, uh, yeah I think, chronically depressed?
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